Introducing Kitzia: The Feline Sensation with a Frown That Could Rival Grumpy Cat’s

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Physical Contact in the Time of COVID-19

Wow, your eyes are huge!

Delicious milk. Just a moment…. ACHOOO!!!!!! Oh no, I spilled it. Can you please clean it up, human?

I’ve got my eye on you now, there’s no escaping me. You’re mine to devour and before long, you’ll be gone!

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Hey there, I’m determined to catch you.

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Hey, Mom! Please don’t take a picture of me right now. I’m just getting some air down there!

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Well, well, well, looks like I’m about to pounce on your finger for trying to boss me around.

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As I prepare for slumber, I utter the age-old bedtime prayer, “Now I lay me down to sleep.”

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I can’t seem to locate my valuable possession. I am desperately in need of it.

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Quickly now! I am eager for my morning massage!

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Come on, don’t delay! I’m looking forward to my morning massage!

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Hey, can you please move from my other seat? You’re kind of squishing me.

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Excuse me, could you shift from my other chair? Your presence is causing me discomfort.

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Oh my goodness! Look at that fish! Can I please have it?

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Sure thing, sure thing, I’m all ears!!

The expression on my face right now is one of pure joy and contentment. I can’t help but smile from ear to ear because of how happy I am. This, my friends, is what you call my happy face.

These belongings belong to me and not to you.

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Playing hide-and-seek, I’ve got the perfect hiding spot. Can you see me yet?

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Well, well, well – between you and me, I have a secret to spill. I have strong feelings of affection towards you, but let’s keep it hush-hush, okay?

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Oh no, definitely not me! I am not willing to participate in the Hunger Games!

I don’t like to admit it, but I’m feeling a bit like Scrooge this holiday season. Even though I’m enjoying the scratchy feeling of my sweater against my skin, I just can’t seem to get into the festive spirit. Bah humbug!

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